Thursday, January 3, 2013


A purported conversation between
the President of Pakistan, Asif Ali Zardari also known as Mr 10% for his brazenly corrupt ways
the Prime Minister of India, Manmohan Singh, who is the most obedient and deferential of all Sonia Gandhi’s followers.

Mere paas Army hai             I have the Army with me
Mere paas ISI hai                 I have the ISI with me
Mere paas bada gaadi hai    I have large cars
Mere paas Bungalow hai      I have a Bungalow
Poora Pakistan hai                I have the entire Pakistan with me
Aap ke paas kyah hai?          What do you have?

Manmohan Singh:
Mere paas Soniaji hai !          I have the Mighty Soniaji with me

This SMS is spreading rapidly through after the meek, timid and a very henpecked Manmohan Singh was caught saying ‘Theek Hai’ after reading a short written speech for broadcast, one week of massive public protests following the gruesome torture and gang-rape of a 23 year old woman by several habitual criminals on a moving bus in Delhi and the subsequent brutal Delhi Police onslaughts on unarmed female protesters.